| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1793 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #1742 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #23 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #1482 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #98 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 37 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #144 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1177 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| 🥇 | N. O. Beer | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #6 | Shot of the Living Dead | 90 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #102 | Valentine's Day cake | 5 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #80 | arrow'd heart balloon | 7 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #43 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 2 |
| #639 | black paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #846 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #659 | black striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #268 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #204 | blue glowstick | 8 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #444 | bottle of rum | 100 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #436 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #118 | box of sunshine | 3,667 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #1294 | brine | 2 |
| 🥈 | can of Red Minotaur | 6,992 |
| #113 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #44 | colored-light "necklace" | 6 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #31 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #87 | daisy | 141 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #772 | doll house | 5 |
| #160 | double daisy | 3 |
| #906 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #34 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 69 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #341 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #142 | especially salty dog | 3 |
| #70 | exotic orchid | 3 |
| #788 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #239 | ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #21 | green balloon | 1,337 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #54 | heart-shaped balloon | 999 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #10 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 149,529 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #26 | lavender candygram | 36 |
| #839 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #480 | lavender striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
| #83 | long-stemmed rose | 23 |
| #571 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #25 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #318 | mugcake | 8 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1124 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #88 | orange glowstick | 16 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #264 | personalized birthday cake | 6 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #363 | potted cactus | 8 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #320 | pretty bouquet | 6 |
| #588 | pretty flower | 123 |
| #686 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #105 | radio button candy | 11 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1083 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #226 | salty dog | 100 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #146 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #19 | solid asbestos box | 2 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #815 | spectral pickle | 8 |
| #119 | spooky hockey mask | 11 |
| #1130 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #504 | stuffed can of asparagus | 8 |
| #326 | stuffed dodecapede | 12 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #76 | stuffed yeti | 2 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #822 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 12 |
| #972 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #1488 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 11 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 12 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #510 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 9 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #1454 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #730 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 10 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #926 | tiny plastic demoninja | 8 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #671 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #1231 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #952 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #816 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #623 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 27 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #599 | tiny plastic sauceror | 8 |
| #767 | tiny plastic scary clown | 10 |
| #381 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 11 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #750 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #537 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 17 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1203 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #191 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 19 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2124 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #541 | tiny plastic zmobie | 13 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #76 | tree skirt | 4 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #84 | tulip | 11 |
| 🥈 | unbearable light | 625 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | white Canadian | 10,863 |
| #300 | white balloon | 17 |
| #513 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #5 | yellow candygram | 1,082 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1062 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #518 | yo-yo | 57 |
| #852 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |