| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #98 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 37 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1178 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| 🥇 | N. O. Beer | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #6 | Shot of the Living Dead | 90 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #102 | Valentine's Day cake | 5 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #80 | arrow'd heart balloon | 7 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #43 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 2 |
| #639 | black paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #659 | black striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #204 | blue glowstick | 8 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #839 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #443 | bottle of rum | 100 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #117 | box of sunshine | 3,667 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1296 | brine | 2 |
| 🥈 | can of Red Minotaur | 6,992 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #45 | colored-light "necklace" | 6 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #87 | daisy | 141 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #771 | doll house | 5 |
| #160 | double daisy | 3 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #33 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 69 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #340 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #141 | especially salty dog | 3 |
| #70 | exotic orchid | 3 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #239 | ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #21 | green balloon | 1,337 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #54 | heart-shaped balloon | 999 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #10 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 149,529 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #26 | lavender candygram | 36 |
| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #478 | lavender striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
| #83 | long-stemmed rose | 23 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #318 | mugcake | 8 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #88 | orange glowstick | 16 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #263 | personalized birthday cake | 6 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #364 | potted cactus | 8 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #318 | pretty bouquet | 6 |
| #580 | pretty flower | 123 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #99 | radio button candy | 11 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #225 | salty dog | 100 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #147 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #19 | solid asbestos box | 2 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #818 | spectral pickle | 8 |
| #118 | spooky hockey mask | 11 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #503 | stuffed can of asparagus | 8 |
| #325 | stuffed dodecapede | 12 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #76 | stuffed yeti | 2 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 12 |
| #971 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #486 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #646 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 11 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #592 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 12 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #508 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 9 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #727 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 10 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #924 | tiny plastic demoninja | 8 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #671 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #950 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #814 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #621 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 27 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #597 | tiny plastic sauceror | 8 |
| #764 | tiny plastic scary clown | 10 |
| #378 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 11 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #749 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #537 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 17 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1201 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #189 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 19 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #541 | tiny plastic zmobie | 13 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #77 | tree skirt | 4 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #85 | tulip | 11 |
| 🥈 | unbearable light | 625 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | white Canadian | 10,863 |
| #300 | white balloon | 17 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #5 | yellow candygram | 1,082 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #517 | yo-yo | 57 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |