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| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #877 | Corpse Island iced tea | 5 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #723 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 3 |
| #815 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 2 |
| #792 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1109 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #728 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 12 |
| #861 | candied yams | 10 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1027 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #502 | corpsedriver | 10 |
| #785 | corpsetini | 6 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #1294 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1455 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #28 | sugar-coated pine cone | 193 |
| #755 | sunken chest | 9 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #545 | tofurkey gravy | 16 |
| #535 | tofurkey leg | 16 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #891 | viking helmet | 2 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #959 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |