| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #876 | Corpse Island iced tea | 5 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #721 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 3 |
| #813 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 2 |
| #791 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1109 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #726 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 12 |
| #859 | candied yams | 10 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1024 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #502 | corpsedriver | 10 |
| #783 | corpsetini | 6 |
| #1036 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1455 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #27 | sugar-coated pine cone | 193 |
| #754 | sunken chest | 9 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #544 | tofurkey gravy | 16 |
| #533 | tofurkey leg | 16 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #889 | viking helmet | 2 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |