| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1047 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #1444 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1509 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1628 | Mad Train wine | 2 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1168 | Time Juice | 4 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #70 | bloody beer | 1,000 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #752 | blue snowcone | 2 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #159 | bottle of whiskey | 350 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #30 | can of Red Minotaur | 216 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #424 | decorative fountain | 10 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #285 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 3 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1714 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #376 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #452 | green beer | 29 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #30 | heart of rock and roll | 14 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #32 | ice-cold fotie | 3,000 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1663 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #1495 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1650 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1071 | marzipan skull | 3 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #11 | moxie weed | 5,000 |
| #213 | munchies pill | 2 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1561 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 4 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #782 | purple snowcone | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #73 | roll in the hay | 100 |
| #31 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 500 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1496 | spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #69 | urinal cake | 649 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1611 | whoopie cushion | 4 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1622 | yellow snowcone | 5 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |