ZackBob

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1123Cloaca grenade7
#981Cloaca-Cola14
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#343Cloaca-Cola fatigues8
#197Cloaca-Cola helmet11
#577Cloaca-Cola knapsack3
#177Cloaca-Cola shield13
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1415Dolphin King's crown2
#1306Dyspepsi grenade4
#1024Dyspepsi-Cola39
#771Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations3
#204Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues11
#165Dyspepsi-Cola helmet13
#278Dyspepsi-Cola shield8
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1051Ent cider2
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#1758Mob Penguin cellular phone3
#202Now and Earlier23
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2405Valentine1
#1105Warm Subject gift certificate1
#1631Wint-O-Fresh mint2
#564a little sump'm sump'm2
#679anniversary balloon1
#451aspirin2
#6538badass belt2
#1591ball2
#1029balloon monkey1
#523bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1166black striped oyster egg4
#1103blood flower3
#466bloody beer16
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#7455box of sunshine1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#2359candied yams2
#1431candy cane22
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#1660cheap toaster1
#927coconut shell7
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1025daisy1
#891dead guy's watch3
#1640doll house1
#623dry noodles55
#441ducha de oro2
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#4232easter egg balloon2
#896eggnog17
#871empty blowgun1
#255especially salty dog1
#389extra-spicy bloody mary3
#515fancy chocolate6
#2393felt1
#1584fruitcake8
#158funky brass fez1
#604fuzzbump1
#1518ghost cucumber6
#292ghost pickle on a stick3
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#2003gingerbread bugbear6
#618googly eye21
#30grapefruit1,253
#882green balloon1
#5338grue egg1
#678guitar pick2
#52hair spray1,000
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#502hellion cube8
#1515herbal stuffing4
#225hippopotamus skin7
#433horizontal tango1
#1061iron pasta spoon2
#908ketchup hound1
#1688kite2
#1425kneecapping stick3
#1086lavender paisley oyster egg3
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#1096length of string8
#963little paper umbrella8
#1435loaded serum blowgun2
#1689mafia aria3
#686marionette2
#690mugcake1
#523oriole-feather headdress2
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#620papaya slung1
#718penguin skin28
#382perpendicular hula2
#682personalized birthday cake2
#2716pet rock1
#495petrified time1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#2037pretty flower1
#1303rag doll1
#229red balloon1
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#515redrum1
#165roll in the hay25
#271salty dog62
#653scrumptious reagent32
#2957shiny ring1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#585shot of orange schnapps2
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#458slap and tickle2
#849sleeping snowy owl2
#909sock monkey2
#1388spectral pickle1
#374spiced rum1
#392spooky hockey mask4
#933star2
#919star chart1
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#906stuffed doppelshifter11
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2643stuffing1
#1487support cummerbund1
#497teddy bear13
#501teeny-tiny ninja stars1
#325tiny Mountie hat1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#1255tiny house19
#382tiny knife and fork1
#101tiny makeup kit1
#463tiny maracas1
#206tiny ninja sword5
#96tiny nose-bone fetish1
#2846tiny plastic Cheshire bat6
#1220tiny plastic Crimbo elf8
#1476tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer6
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#738tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo5
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#4862tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#1716tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#2856tiny plastic cocoabo6
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#2881tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick6
#2248tiny plastic ghuol whelp8
#3310tiny plastic grue5
#1058tiny plastic hermit5
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#2462tiny plastic killer bee7
#2501tiny plastic leprechaun7
#3933tiny plastic levitating potato4
#3975tiny plastic mosquito4
#1045tiny plastic pastamancer5
#3302tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime5
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3367tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#4864tiny plastic stab bat3
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#1149tiny plastic sweet nutcracker8
#127tiny plastic sword1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#694tiny shaker of salt3
#2561toast25
#2299tofurkey gravy2
#2296tofurkey leg2
#2068top1
#767tortoise's blessing1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#478tree skirt1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#392tulip1
#728urinal cake1
#1216vinegar10
#639vodka and cranberry1
#903white balloon1
#1221wooden block1
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#420yo-yo73

Wow, that's 3,219 items total!

what items are this player missing?