| #50 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 3 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #339 | Bulky Buddy Box | 9 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #817 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #90 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 20 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #248 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 6 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #301 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 7 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #588 | Schrödinger's thermos | 18 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #310 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #7 | defective skull | 1,249 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #530 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #113 | exploding hacky-sack | 25 |
| #104 | floaty inverse geode | 2 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #53 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 23 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #30 | lewd playing card | 51 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #42 | throbbing rage gland | 6 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |