| #804 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1081 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1424 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #401 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #694 | Amulet of Yendor | 23 |
| #511 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 23 |
| #1518 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1173 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2459 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #742 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #43 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #920 | bag of airline peanuts | 25 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #725 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1129 | brick | 24 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #911 | clown hammer | 23 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #618 | cymbal syrup | 2 |
| #769 | defective skull | 21 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1730 | duct tape | 5 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #307 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #283 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #752 | encoder ring | 11 |
| #1052 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 16 |
| #776 | fake fake vomit | 36 |
| #674 | fake hand | 37 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #48 | giant book of ancient carols | 3 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #1292 | grue egg | 20 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #815 | jazz soap | 30 |
| #744 | joybuzzer | 36 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #898 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 25 |
| #546 | magical mystery juice | 4 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #754 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 26 |
| #885 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 27 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1020 | rubber emo roe | 22 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #310 | stainless steel scarf | 10 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #690 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #1283 | stolen accordion | 6 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6331 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5781 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1627 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #1063 | whoopie cushion | 20 |
| #833 | wind-up chattering teeth | 33 |
| #663 | worthless gewgaw | 3 |
| #648 | worthless knick-knack | 5 |
| #651 | worthless trinket | 2 |
| #926 | x-ray specs | 11 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #1071 | yellow snowcone | 22 |