| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1470 | fake hand | 4 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #900 | little paper umbrella | 10 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #734 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #569 | worthless knick-knack | 7 |
| #508 | worthless trinket | 4 |