| #197 | 668 scroll | 6 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #2108 | Crimbuck | 29 |
| #1098 | Daffy Taffy | 20 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #67 | Divine | 18 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #829 | Imp Ale | 100 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #705 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #711 | Senior Mints | 5 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1632 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #237 | black candy heart | 50 |
| #1131 | bottle of goofballs | 22 |
| #1365 | brick | 15 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #711 | can of Red Minotaur | 3 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #478 | catgut | 10 |
| #90 | cotton candy cone | 10 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1050 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1959 | elven cellocello | 4 |
| #1812 | elven suicide capsule | 4 |
| #1020 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #941 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 21 |
| #1082 | fake fake vomit | 18 |
| #825 | fake hand | 25 |
| #561 | fancy bath salts | 10 |
| #1141 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #736 | herb brownies | 10 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #833 | jazz soap | 29 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #429 | mother's little helper | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #527 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 57 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #818 | rubber emo roe | 34 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #660 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 3 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #468 | stick of dynamite | 2 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #891 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 11 |
| #1164 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #2554 | toast | 25 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #516 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #793 | twinkly wad | 15 |
| #212 | white balloon | 98 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1402 | yellow snowcone | 10 |