| #197 | 668 scroll | 6 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #2102 | Crimbuck | 29 |
| #1098 | Daffy Taffy | 20 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #66 | Divine | 18 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #827 | Imp Ale | 100 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #709 | Senior Mints | 5 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #237 | black candy heart | 50 |
| #1128 | bottle of goofballs | 22 |
| #1363 | brick | 15 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #710 | can of Red Minotaur | 3 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #479 | catgut | 10 |
| #90 | cotton candy cone | 10 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1051 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1957 | elven cellocello | 4 |
| #1812 | elven suicide capsule | 4 |
| #1022 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #943 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 21 |
| #1084 | fake fake vomit | 18 |
| #827 | fake hand | 25 |
| #560 | fancy bath salts | 10 |
| #1137 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #735 | herb brownies | 10 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #832 | jazz soap | 29 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #427 | mother's little helper | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #527 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 57 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #815 | rubber emo roe | 34 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #658 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 3 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #469 | stick of dynamite | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #889 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 11 |
| #1163 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #2556 | toast | 25 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #516 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #791 | twinkly wad | 15 |
| #212 | white balloon | 98 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1404 | yellow snowcone | 10 |