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| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #526 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #868 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 8 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #157 | Goodfella contract | 352 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1153 | bag of airline peanuts | 14 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #426 | black candy heart | 17 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #2557 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
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| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
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| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
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| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #58 | crumbling rat skull | 11 |
| #373 | cymbal syrup | 17 |
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| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
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| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #637 | encoder ring | 18 |
| #1102 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
| #1166 | fake fake vomit | 15 |
| #961 | fake hand | 18 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
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| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #1166 | jazz soap | 12 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1128 | joybuzzer | 15 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #971 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 21 |
| #356 | mood ring | 24 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #404 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #865 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 20 |
| #1024 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 19 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #485 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #480 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #503 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #489 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #615 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #880 | red class ring | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2272 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #3656 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1101 | rubber emo roe | 18 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #4520 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #4568 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #4051 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4579 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4736 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4896 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
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| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
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| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
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| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #96 | vampire glitter | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #847 | white class ring | 3 |
| #1173 | whoopie cushion | 15 |
| #1058 | wind-up chattering teeth | 21 |
| #58 | wine-soaked bone chips | 16 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #645 | worthless trinket | 2 |
| #837 | x-ray specs | 15 |
| #1348 | yellow snowcone | 11 |