| #454 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 5 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1783 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #624 | Bonerdagon necklace | 18 |
| #578 | Boss Bat britches | 26 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #432 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1656 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #923 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #780 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 2 |
| #672 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 3 |
| #33 | Rainbow's Gravity | 5 |
| #161 | Rock and Roll Legend | 12 |
| #24 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1251 | badass belt | 44 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #703 | black pixel | 11 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #729 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #667 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #256 | blue pixel | 285 |
| #240 | blue pixel potion | 4 |
| #235 | blue plastic oyster egg | 21 |
| #307 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1132 | bottle of goofballs | 22 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #6258 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #213 | brown plastic baby | 3 |
| #903 | bugbear beanie | 2 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #488 | bunch of bananas | 7 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #499 | cold ninja mask | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #704 | cornuthaum | 2 |
| #981 | drywall axe | 9 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #621 | eyepatch | 6 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #970 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1076 | felt | 8 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #571 | filthy corduroys | 6 |
| #439 | filthy knitted dread sack | 10 |
| #150 | furry pants | 5 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1077 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #630 | giant discarded plastic fork | 15 |
| #653 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 6 |
| #412 | giant pinky ring | 39 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #277 | goth kid t-shirt | 18 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #239 | green pixel | 272 |
| #130 | green pixel potion | 10 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #143 | icy-hot katana | 6 |
| #911 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #984 | length of string | 10 |
| #862 | lucky rabbit's foot | 7 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #363 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #319 | miner's helmet | 9 |
| #378 | miner's pants | 6 |
| 🥇 | monomolecular yo-yo | 65,597 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #690 | ninja hot pants | 2 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #163 | pixel hat | 2 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #151 | purple pixel pie | 7 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| 🥉 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 19,978 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #369 | red pixel | 24 |
| #177 | red pixel potion | 29 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #610 | shiny ring | 41 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #568 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #250 | star hat | 6 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #912 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 23 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #563 | swashbuckling pants | 5 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6140 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1690 | useless powder | 4 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #202 | white pixel | 220 |
| #800 | wolf mask | 7 |
| #1799 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4 | yo | 2,100 |
| #232 | yo-yo | 133 |