| #745 | Angry Farmer candy | 73 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #862 | Cold Hots candy | 3 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #980 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #62 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 258 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #349 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2546 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #429 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #854 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #299 | abominable snowcone | 55 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #265 | astral mushroom | 45 |
| #1662 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #620 | baby killer bee | 15 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #22 | beach glass bead | 288 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #930 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1294 | blood flower | 2 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #999 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #321 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #132 | bum cheek | 159 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1345 | candy cane | 24 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #174 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #688 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #766 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #26 | clay peace-sign bead | 262 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #50 | decorative fountain | 271 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #793 | disturbing fanfic | 65 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1555 | eggnog | 6 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #976 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1138 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #893 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #558 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #674 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #282 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #894 | lime | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #384 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #754 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #154 | mauve striped oyster egg | 19 |
| #1088 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #536 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #828 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #1097 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #588 | pixellated candy heart | 20 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1016 | radium-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #223 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #886 | strawberry | 1 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #3414 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #50 | tambourine bells | 200 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #1622 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny house | 5 |
| #254 | tiny ninja sword | 4 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #701 | valuable trinket | 99 |
| #630 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #961 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #914 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1582 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #167 | yo | 50 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |