| #744 | Angry Farmer candy | 73 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #864 | Cold Hots candy | 3 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #63 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 258 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2546 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #855 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #299 | abominable snowcone | 55 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #265 | astral mushroom | 45 |
| #1659 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #621 | baby killer bee | 15 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #22 | beach glass bead | 288 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #931 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #320 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #133 | bum cheek | 159 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1345 | candy cane | 24 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #173 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #26 | clay peace-sign bead | 262 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #50 | decorative fountain | 271 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #793 | disturbing fanfic | 65 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1554 | eggnog | 6 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #977 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1138 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #723 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #674 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #282 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #756 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #154 | mauve striped oyster egg | 19 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #829 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #661 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #589 | pixellated candy heart | 20 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #931 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1017 | radium-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #224 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #3556 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #3417 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1458 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #50 | tambourine bells | 200 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1529 | tiny house | 5 |
| #254 | tiny ninja sword | 4 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2484 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3312 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #2841 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #701 | valuable trinket | 99 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #959 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #914 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #167 | yo | 50 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |