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| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1512 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1071 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #961 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 6 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #533 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1001 | Valentine | 13 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #553 | Wand of Nagamar | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #83 | antique hand mirror | 100 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1191 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #106 | bowl of cottage cheese | 295 |
| #963 | brine | 10 |
| #376 | chaos butterfly | 567 |
| #422 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #68 | chef's hat | 206 |
| #133 | chrome helmet turtle | 2 |
| #538 | cocoa egg | 15 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #548 | dill | 74 |
| #608 | disease | 10 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #99 | disembodied smile | 7 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #1285 | evil teddy bear | 7 |
| #312 | fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #622 | ghost cucumber | 73 |
| #817 | ghuol egg | 8 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1613 | grue egg | 15 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1352 | helmet turtle | 7 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #724 | ketchup hound | 2 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #93 | leaflet | 19 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #458 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 7 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #997 | pet rock | 7 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #783 | possessed top | 7 |
| #1691 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #367 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #585 | [2108]rock | 7 |
| #537 | salty dog | 7 |
| #384 | salty slug | 3 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #74 | sleeping snowy owl | 65 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #796 | star | 7 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #4308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #4580 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #2253 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #4589 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #770 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4594 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #315 | stuffed yo-yo | 2 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #428 | stuffing | 21 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1157 | toothsome rock | 7 |
| #1887 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #310 | valuable trinket | 291 |
| #474 | vinegar | 85 |
| #172 | yellow glowstick | 8 |