| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1364 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #813 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1204 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #754 | Ent cider | 5 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #26 | Jekyllin hide belt | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #458 | Valentine | 63 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #12 | big red clown nose | 3,155 |
| #297 | blood flower | 33 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #82 | bow | 5 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1339 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1095 | drywall axe | 7 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1006 | giant discarded plastic fork | 8 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #28 | lavender striped oyster egg | 75 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #117 | munchies pill | 6 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #831 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #1488 | pail | 2 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #672 | piece of wedding cake | 5 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2312 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #156 | spectral pickle | 135 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #303 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1378 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #1386 | string of green beads | 7 |
| #1378 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #444 | tassel | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |