| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1368 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #2098 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #814 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #1105 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1210 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #755 | Ent cider | 5 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #26 | Jekyllin hide belt | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #1759 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #458 | Valentine | 63 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #13 | big red clown nose | 3,155 |
| #297 | blood flower | 33 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #82 | bow | 5 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #809 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1096 | drywall axe | 7 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #269 | foon | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1007 | giant discarded plastic fork | 8 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #601 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #28 | lavender striped oyster egg | 75 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #117 | munchies pill | 6 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #674 | piece of wedding cake | 5 |
| #1095 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #156 | spectral pickle | 135 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #305 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1377 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #1386 | string of green beads | 7 |
| #1377 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #444 | tassel | 2 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #814 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #852 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |