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| #238 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 42 |
| #242 | 30669 scroll | 42 |
| #396 | 33398 scroll | 42 |
| #105 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 42 |
| #938 | Angry Farmer candy | 42 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
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| #1560 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #229 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 42 |
| #403 | Cloaca grenade | 42 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola | 42 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #127 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 42 |
| #238 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 42 |
| #47 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 42 |
| #47 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 42 |
| #296 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 4 |
| #77 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 42 |
| #329 | Dyspepsi grenade | 42 |
| #989 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 42 |
| #517 | Ent cider | 11 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #136 | Gnollish pie tin | 42 |
| #71 | Gnollish plunger | 42 |
| #144 | Hell ramen | 42 |
| #1103 | Imp Ale | 42 |
| #237 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 42 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #26 | Kentucky-style derby | 42 |
| #298 | Knob Goblin pants | 42 |
| #292 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 42 |
| #329 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 42 |
| #317 | Knob Goblin tongs | 42 |
| #193 | Knob sausage | 42 |
| #19 | Knob shroomkabob | 42 |
| #278 | Knoll mushroom | 42 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #15 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2,674 |
| #271 | Mohawk wig | 42 |
| #1052 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 42 |
| #138 | Newbiesport™ tent | 42 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #519 | Spam Witch sammich | 42 |
| #859 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #565 | Valentine | 42 |
| #1932 | Yummy Tummy bean | 42 |
| #106 | a little sump'm sump'm | 42 |
| #337 | abominable snowcone | 42 |
| #124 | acid-squirting flower | 42 |
| #343 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 42 |
| #139 | anti-anti-antidote | 42 |
| #223 | anticheese | 42 |
| #182 | asbestos ore | 42 |
| #224 | asparagus knife | 42 |
| #14 | asparagus stir-fry | 42 |
| #230 | aspirin | 4 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #897 | awful poetry journal | 42 |
| #231 | baby killer bee | 42 |
| #652 | baconstone | 12 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #959 | bag of airline peanuts | 23 |
| #820 | ball | 7 |
| #32 | barskin hat | 42 |
| #10 | basic meat skirt | 42 |
| #16 | basic meat spork | 42 |
| #18 | basic meat sword | 42 |
| #305 | bat guano | 42 |
| #29 | bat haggis | 42 |
| #470 | batgut | 42 |
| #61 | bean burrito | 42 |
| #155 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #883 | blood flower | 5 |
| #323 | bloody beer | 42 |
| #700 | blue pixel | 42 |
| #688 | bottle of rum | 42 |
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| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #417 | bowl of cottage cheese | 42 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #467 | brine | 42 |
| #398 | broken skull | 42 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #1729 | candy cane | 16 |
| #99 | casino pass | 42 |
| #398 | cast | 42 |
| #20 | chain-mail monokini | 42 |
| #978 | chaos butterfly | 42 |
| #291 | chewing gum on a string | 42 |
| #643 | clown hammer | 41 |
| #632 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 42 |
| #544 | coconut shell | 42 |
| #515 | cog | 42 |
| #49 | cog and sprocket assembly | 42 |
| #107 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #61 | cool mushroom | 42 |
| #17 | cool mushroom casserole | 42 |
| #157 | cool whip | 42 |
| #473 | cranberries | 42 |
| #579 | dense meat stack | 42 |
| #778 | dill | 42 |
| #720 | disassembled clover | 42 |
| 🥈 | disembodied smile | 10,401 |
| #931 | disturbing fanfic | 42 |
| #646 | doll house | 7 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #222 | draggin' ball hat | 42 |
| #111 | dried face | 42 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #43 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 42 |
| #369 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 42 |
| #381 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 42 |
| #365 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 42 |
| #365 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 42 |
| #383 | dusty bottle of Port | 42 |
| #355 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 42 |
| #130 | eXtreme mittens | 42 |
| #1292 | eggnog | 9 |
| #309 | empty blowgun | 7 |
| #111 | empty meat tank | 42 |
| #261 | evil golden arch | 42 |
| #1102 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
| #137 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 42 |
| #820 | fake fake vomit | 33 |
| #783 | fake hand | 28 |
| #89 | fake plastic grass | 19 |
| #212 | fancy chocolate | 12 |
| #646 | felt | 14 |
| #127 | fermenting powder | 42 |
| #76 | fez of etymology | 6 |
| #202 | flaming crutch | 42 |
| #233 | flaming talons | 42 |
| #154 | flat dough | 42 |
| #1676 | fruitcake | 7 |
| #31 | full meat tank | 42 |
| #747 | furry fur | 42 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #880 | ghost cucumber | 42 |
| #22 | ghost pickle on a stick | 42 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #165 | gnatwing | 42 |
| #131 | gnauga hide | 42 |
| #12 | gnauga hide chaps | 42 |
| #38 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 42 |
| #118 | gnoll teeth | 42 |
| #249 | goat cheese pizza | 42 |
| #321 | googly eye | 42 |
| #140 | goth kid t-shirt | 42 |
| #229 | grapefruit | 42 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #71 | grass hat | 2 |
| #71 | grass skirt | 2 |
| #338 | green beer | 42 |
| #650 | green pixel | 42 |
| #241 | hair spray | 42 |
| #18 | halfberd | 42 |
| #471 | hamethyst | 17 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #695 | helmet turtle | 42 |
| #404 | herbs | 42 |
| #130 | hermit permit | 42 |
| #12 | hippo skin buckler | 42 |
| #108 | hippopotamus skin | 42 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #344 | hot katana blade | 42 |
| #653 | hot wing | 42 |
| #906 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 42 |
| #678 | ice-cold Willer | 42 |
| #443 | ice-cold fotie | 42 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #106 | infernal insoles | 42 |
| #190 | iron pasta spoon | 42 |
| #1111 | jazz soap | 14 |
| #699 | joybuzzer | 40 |
| #470 | kite | 15 |
| #23 | leaf | 42 |
| #60 | leaflet | 42 |
| #581 | lemon | 42 |
| #278 | length of string | 42 |
| #280 | lime | 42 |
| #11 | linoleum staff | 42 |
| #335 | loaded serum blowgun | 12 |
| #222 | long skinny balloon | 42 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #680 | loose teeth | 42 |
| #74 | lovecat tail | 11 |
| #306 | lowercase N | 42 |
| #525 | mafia aria | 42 |
| #700 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 39 |
| #266 | magical mystery juice | 42 |
| #163 | maple syrup | 42 |
| #81 | margarita | 42 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #70 | meat engine | 42 |
| #504 | meat paste | 42 |
| #492 | meat stack | 42 |
| #526 | meat vortex | 42 |
| #532 | metallic A | 42 |
| #409 | moxie weed | 42 |
| #117 | necklace chain | 42 |
| #121 | ninja hot pants | 42 |
| #289 | olive | 42 |
| #365 | orange | 42 |
| #104 | oriole-feather headdress | 11 |
| #513 | pasta spoon | 42 |
| #634 | penguin skin | 42 |
| #17 | penguin skin buckler | 42 |
| #13 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 42 |
| #15 | pentacorn hat | 42 |
| #182 | pet rock | 42 |
| #1047 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 18 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #671 | phonics down | 42 |
| #46 | pirate shirt | 42 |
| #23 | pixel hat | 42 |
| #373 | pixellated candy heart | 42 |
| #130 | plain pizza | 42 |
| #354 | plastic passion fruit | 4 |
| #135 | polka-dot bow tie | 4 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #172 | poutine | 42 |
| #405 | pr0n legs | 42 |
| #835 | pretty flower | 42 |
| #580 | probability potion | 42 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #249 | radio button candy | 4 |
| #44 | rag doll | 34 |
| #44 | rat appendix kabob | 42 |
| #154 | ratgut | 42 |
| #490 | ravioli hat | 42 |
| #139 | red pixel potion | 42 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #318 | ridiculously huge sword | 42 |
| #77 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 42 |
| #727 | rubber emo roe | 40 |
| #328 | ruby W | 42 |
| #61 | rum and cola | 42 |
| #21 | rusty metal ring | 42 |
| #24 | rusty metal shaft | 42 |
| #725 | scroll of drastic healing | 42 |
| #336 | scroll of pasta summoning | 42 |
| #621 | scrumptious reagent | 42 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #17 | shock collar | 42 |
| #131 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 42 |
| #620 | skeleton bone | 42 |
| #233 | skewer | 42 |
| #27 | skirt / kilt kit | 42 |
| #109 | slap and tickle | 42 |
| #132 | sleeping snowy owl | 31 |
| #9 | slightly peevedbow | 42 |
| #64 | slingshot | 42 |
| #324 | smoky potion | 42 |
| #272 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 42 |
| #70 | snorkel | 42 |
| #383 | sock monkey | 7 |
| #154 | soda water | 42 |
| #859 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 42 |
| #280 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 42 |
| #331 | spectral pickle | 42 |
| #451 | spices | 42 |
| #567 | spider web | 42 |
| #303 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #797 | spooky mushroom | 42 |
| #31 | spooky shroomkabob | 42 |
| #225 | spooky shrunken head | 42 |
| #152 | spray paint | 42 |
| #461 | spring | 42 |
| #471 | sprocket | 42 |
| #25 | sprocket assembly | 42 |
| #15 | star boomerang | 42 |
| #659 | stolen accordion | 42 |
| #266 | stone of eXtreme power | 42 |
| #360 | strawberry | 42 |
| #114 | strawberry daiquiri | 42 |
| #55 | studded leather boxer shorts | 42 |
| #1102 | stuffed doppelshifter | 9 |
| #860 | stuffing | 10 |
| #18 | suede shortsword | 42 |
| #339 | sunken chest | 42 |
| #757 | super-spiky hair gel | 42 |
| #191 | support cummerbund | 42 |
| #105 | supportive bra | 42 |
| #77 | sweet ninja sword | 42 |
| #258 | taco shell | 42 |
| #18 | targeting chip | 42 |
| #52 | tassel | 42 |
| #29 | teddy bear | 155 |
| #382 | ten-leaf clover | 42 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #1060 | tiny house | 42 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #363 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 42 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #486 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #373 | tiny plastic angry goat | 42 |
| #364 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 42 |
| #365 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 42 |
| #346 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 42 |
| #357 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 42 |
| #345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 42 |
| #364 | tiny plastic stab bat | 42 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #265 | titanium assault umbrella | 42 |
| #2365 | toast | 42 |
| #527 | tomato | 42 |
| #542 | top | 9 |
| #98 | tortoise's blessing | 42 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #247 | toy train | 9 |
| #209 | toy wheel | 42 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #23 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #13 | troutpiece | 42 |
| #657 | turtle totem | 42 |
| #153 | uncooked chorizo | 42 |
| #10 | union scalemail pants | 42 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #301 | viking helmet | 42 |
| #774 | vinegar | 42 |
| #572 | wad of dough | 42 |
| #247 | white balloon | 42 |
| #447 | white pixel | 42 |
| #365 | whoopie cushion | 87 |
| #1179 | wind-up chattering teeth | 16 |
| #264 | wooden block | 11 |
| #80 | wooden stakes | 42 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #337 | wussiness potion | 42 |
| #981 | yellow snowcone | 27 |
| #887 | yeti fur | 42 |
| #236 | yo-yo | 132 |
| #339 | zombie pineal gland | 13 |