| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #396 | Gummi-Gnauga | 5 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #971 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 13 |
| #643 | Now and Earlier | 2 |
| #800 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #337 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 15 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #550 | ball | 11 |
| #1817 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #727 | brine | 23 |
| #1976 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #558 | candied kobold | 5 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #230 | candy brain | 16 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #871 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #636 | dill | 62 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #700 | dwarf bread | 5 |
| #752 | felt | 12 |
| #233 | foie gras | 7 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #695 | ghost cucumber | 64 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #371 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #1178 | googly eye | 9 |
| #1741 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #560 | maple syrup | 5 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #168 | questionable taco | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #402 | stuffed doppelshifter | 36 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #292 | sugar-coated pine cone | 9 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #525 | toy wheel | 18 |
| #665 | vinegar | 56 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #554 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |