| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #398 | Gummi-Gnauga | 5 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #972 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 13 |
| #645 | Now and Earlier | 2 |
| #801 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #338 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 15 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #549 | ball | 11 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #727 | brine | 23 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #558 | candied kobold | 5 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #234 | candy brain | 16 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #871 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #636 | dill | 62 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #702 | dwarf bread | 5 |
| #753 | felt | 12 |
| #232 | foie gras | 7 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #695 | ghost cucumber | 64 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #371 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #1178 | googly eye | 9 |
| #1743 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #564 | maple syrup | 5 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #168 | questionable taco | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #402 | stuffed doppelshifter | 36 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #292 | sugar-coated pine cone | 9 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1918 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #525 | toy wheel | 18 |
| #665 | vinegar | 56 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #556 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |