| #495 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 8 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #158 | Feynman gate | 83 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #373 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 14 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #627 | atomic vector plotter | 4 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #824 | banana | 3 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #245 | bunch of bananas | 20 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #176 | capacitor relay | 73 |
| #170 | carbon nanotube frame | 80 |
| #414 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 26 |
| #593 | computronic processing unit | 4 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #771 | doll house | 5 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #886 | evil teddy bear | 12 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #353 | fire | 16 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #507 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #302 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 11 |
| #502 | incredibly creepy marionette | 6 |
| #200 | ion grid | 73 |
| #608 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 4 |
| #221 | jar of swamp gas | 298 |
| #450 | killer rag doll | 6 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #168 | logic synthesizer | 81 |
| #506 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 6 |
| #1223 | mafia aria | 9 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #450 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 8 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #437 | pet rock | 18 |
| #58 | stench wad | 300 |
| #380 | teddy bear | 18 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |