| #496 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 8 |
| #829 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #157 | Feynman gate | 83 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #1963 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #374 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 14 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #627 | atomic vector plotter | 4 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #824 | banana | 3 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #245 | bunch of bananas | 20 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #176 | capacitor relay | 73 |
| #170 | carbon nanotube frame | 80 |
| #414 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 26 |
| #593 | computronic processing unit | 4 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #772 | doll house | 5 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #886 | evil teddy bear | 12 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #790 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #356 | fire | 16 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #506 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #302 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 11 |
| #502 | incredibly creepy marionette | 6 |
| #200 | ion grid | 73 |
| #607 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 4 |
| #221 | jar of swamp gas | 298 |
| #451 | killer rag doll | 6 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #168 | logic synthesizer | 81 |
| #505 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 6 |
| #1223 | mafia aria | 9 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #450 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 8 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #437 | pet rock | 18 |
| #58 | stench wad | 300 |
| #380 | teddy bear | 18 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3363 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2471 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2533 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2510 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |