| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #250 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 2 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #270 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 22 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #254 | cardboard wakizashi | 10 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #229 | cyborg stompin' boot | 7 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #151 | fancy bath salts | 147 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #169 | gob of wet hair | 183 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1345 | killing feather | 35 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #245 | loaded serum blowgun | 16 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1290 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1394 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1617 | rogue swarmer | 37 |
| #411 | roll of toilet paper | 222 |
| #1511 | sawblade fragment | 37 |
| #569 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #942 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #381 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #791 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #180 | tube of hair oil | 2 |
| #1654 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |