| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #226 | Hollandaise helmet | 21 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #900 | disco ball | 18 |
| #783 | disco mask | 21 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #637 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 11 |
| #606 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 13 |
| #746 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 6 |
| #718 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 8 |
| #681 | dusty bottle of Port | 10 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #741 | fine wine | 2 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #870 | giant discarded plastic fork | 10 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #583 | goat cheese pizza | 6 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #861 | helmet turtle | 26 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #215 | mariachi hat | 23 |
| #948 | mariachi pants | 5 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #589 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1285 | old sweatpants | 20 |
| #536 | pasta spoon | 39 |
| #264 | phish stick | 5 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #128 | puce striped oyster egg | 16 |
| #659 | ravioli hat | 23 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #618 | saucepan | 55 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #803 | seal-clubbing club | 20 |
| #485 | seal-skull helmet | 17 |
| #2007 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #482 | skeleton bone | 74 |
| #858 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #745 | stolen accordion | 32 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2518 | toast | 29 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #820 | turtle totem | 28 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |