| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2094 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #226 | Hollandaise helmet | 21 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1212 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #901 | disco ball | 18 |
| #783 | disco mask | 21 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #638 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 11 |
| #607 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 13 |
| #747 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 6 |
| #719 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 8 |
| #682 | dusty bottle of Port | 10 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #742 | fine wine | 2 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #871 | giant discarded plastic fork | 10 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1726 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #583 | goat cheese pizza | 6 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #861 | helmet turtle | 26 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #215 | mariachi hat | 23 |
| #949 | mariachi pants | 5 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #589 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1285 | old sweatpants | 20 |
| #536 | pasta spoon | 39 |
| #264 | phish stick | 5 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #128 | puce striped oyster egg | 16 |
| #659 | ravioli hat | 23 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #618 | saucepan | 55 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #803 | seal-clubbing club | 20 |
| #485 | seal-skull helmet | 17 |
| #2008 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #484 | skeleton bone | 74 |
| #859 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #745 | stolen accordion | 32 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2517 | toast | 29 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #821 | turtle totem | 28 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |