| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #1645 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2098 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1653 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #228 | Hollandaise helmet | 21 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1214 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #905 | disco ball | 18 |
| #787 | disco mask | 21 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #639 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 11 |
| #608 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 13 |
| #748 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 6 |
| #720 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 8 |
| #683 | dusty bottle of Port | 10 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #743 | fine wine | 2 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #870 | giant discarded plastic fork | 10 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #583 | goat cheese pizza | 6 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #3244 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #865 | helmet turtle | 26 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #218 | mariachi hat | 23 |
| #950 | mariachi pants | 5 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #590 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1290 | old sweatpants | 20 |
| #538 | pasta spoon | 39 |
| #266 | phish stick | 5 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #128 | puce striped oyster egg | 16 |
| #663 | ravioli hat | 23 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #619 | saucepan | 55 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #806 | seal-clubbing club | 20 |
| #490 | seal-skull helmet | 17 |
| #2009 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #484 | skeleton bone | 74 |
| #860 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #748 | stolen accordion | 32 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2516 | toast | 29 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #824 | turtle totem | 28 |
| #1288 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |