| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #453 | Microplushie: Bropane | 20 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #528 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 6 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #613 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 8 |
| #604 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 12 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #585 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 6 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 14 |
| #548 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 9 |
| #610 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 9 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #224 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 50 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #191 | lotion of coldness | 2 |
| #147 | lotion of hotness | 5 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #81 | lotion of spookiness | 16 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 17 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 11 |
| #239 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 7 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 6 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #246 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 7 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #140 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #331 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #755 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #117 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 10 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #113 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 4 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #195 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 8 |
| #478 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #160 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #174 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #118 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |