| #248 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #296 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #226 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #456 | Microplushie: Bropane | 20 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #533 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 6 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #618 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 8 |
| #609 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 12 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #590 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 6 |
| #588 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 14 |
| #552 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 9 |
| #615 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 9 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1412 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #647 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #1944 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1431 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #1391 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #224 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 50 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #6715 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #3287 | candy cane | 4 |
| #3109 | candy stake | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #1312 | dollhive | 2 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1069 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #191 | lotion of coldness | 2 |
| #147 | lotion of hotness | 5 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #81 | lotion of spookiness | 16 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 17 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #98 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 11 |
| #242 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 7 |
| #323 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 6 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #248 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 7 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #142 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #332 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #214 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #485 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #118 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 10 |
| #619 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #114 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 4 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #196 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 8 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #161 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #175 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #119 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1133 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |