| #760 | Cloaca grenade | 15 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #550 | Cold Hots candy | 8 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #707 | Dyspepsi grenade | 15 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1603 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 18 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #45 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 11 |
| #1158 | Rock Pops | 37 |
| #927 | Senior Mints | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1281 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #1662 | Yummy Tummy bean | 66 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #703 | ball | 9 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #443 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 15 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #486 | dwarf bread | 8 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1280 | felt | 6 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #753 | googly eye | 17 |
| #1297 | green beer | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #470 | kite | 15 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #630 | length of string | 18 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #902 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1683 | pet rock | 3 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #690 | prehistoric spear | 5 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #531 | rag doll | 4 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #586 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #1487 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1260 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #854 | stuffed doppelshifter | 12 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #441 | teddy bear | 15 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1592 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #324 | top | 14 |
| #251 | toy soldier | 7 |
| #280 | toy train | 8 |
| #907 | toy wheel | 9 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #563 | wad of tofu | 3 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #471 | wooden block | 6 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |
| #600 | yo-yo | 47 |