| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #342 | FDKOL commendation | 1,027 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1805 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |