TheNixFactor

RankItemQuantity
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#342FDKOL commendation1,027
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#1229Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#175Prelude of Precision1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
🥈Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)1
#701Uncle Romulus1
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#626antique bottle opener1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#933antique record album1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#137blank diary1
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#4737fuzzy dice1
#1271sandwich of the gods4
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1353untamable turtle1

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