| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #671 | Amulet of Yendor | 25 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #185 | CSA fire-starting kit | 92 |
| #507 | Chroner | 6 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #140 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 27 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #202 | Elf Guard MPC | 117 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #427 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 89 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #126 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #48 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #65 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #959 | bag of airline peanuts | 23 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #377 | black candy heart | 24 |
| #414 | black-and-blue light | 103 |
| #406 | blue plasma ball | 108 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #418 | brick | 94 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #396 | cheap studded belt | 93 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1029 | clown hammer | 18 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #298 | cymbal syrup | 33 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #618 | defective skull | 31 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #494 | donated booze | 2 |
| #453 | donated food | 3 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #583 | encoder ring | 21 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #808 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 29 |
| #1084 | fake fake vomit | 18 |
| #782 | fake hand | 28 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #443 | filthy lucre | 88 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #592 | flavored foot massage oil | 23 |
| #374 | foam dart | 105 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #84 | fried air | 10 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #583 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #530 | heart necklace | 13 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #235 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #400 | hobo nickel | 642 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #924 | jazz soap | 24 |
| #770 | joybuzzer | 34 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #941 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 23 |
| #311 | mood ring | 32 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #11 | old soft shoes | 2 |
| #39 | old sweatpants | 1,187 |
| #269 | ornate picture frame | 4 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #553 | personalized coffee mug | 76 |
| #734 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 28 |
| #959 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 23 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #333 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #124 | purple prose pen | 1 |
| #782 | purple snowcone | 2 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1123 | rubber emo roe | 17 |
| #8 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 2 |
| #25 | sharpened hubcap | 3 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #205 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #377 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 102 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #3530 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #4888 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4955 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3810 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4896 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #35 | wad of cotton | 42 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #943 | whoopie cushion | 27 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1037 | wind-up chattering teeth | 22 |
| #637 | x-ray specs | 27 |
| #8 | yabba dabba doo rag | 4 |
| #913 | yellow snowcone | 31 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |