| #851 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1077 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1424 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #800 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 3 |
| #1659 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #777 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 3 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #287 | Gnollish pie server | 6 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #425 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 3 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #555 | Knob Goblin perfume | 3 |
| #632 | Knob Goblin spatula | 2 |
| #784 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #166 | ancient frozen dinner | 14 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #198 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 3 |
| #489 | asparagus knife | 10 |
| #1480 | baconstone | 4 |
| #3767 | badass belt | 10 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #473 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 7 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #295 | cardboard wakizashi | 8 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #1154 | club necklace | 6 |
| #181 | corn holder | 8 |
| #791 | diamond necklace | 9 |
| #228 | dishrag | 2 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #228 | eggbeater | 2 |
| #494 | fancy bath salts | 14 |
| #33 | filthy pestle | 135 |
| #163 | fricasseed brains | 9 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1044 | giant pinky ring | 11 |
| #562 | gob of wet hair | 11 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #765 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #1614 | grue egg | 15 |
| #1284 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #190 | huge spoon | 11 |
| #448 | iron pasta spoon | 12 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #166 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 16 |
| #70 | oversized pizza cutter | 150 |
| #557 | pasta spoon | 36 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #420 | rice bowl | 3 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #933 | roll of toilet paper | 53 |
| #86 | rolling pin | 2 |
| #1103 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #764 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1485 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #782 | saucepan | 34 |
| #1339 | shiny ring | 13 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #378 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 21 |
| #557 | spade necklace | 12 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #831 | spices | 6 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #170 | stale baguette | 14 |
| #1078 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 39 |
| #1615 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 31 |
| #870 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 54 |
| #1251 | stuffed Meat | 33 |
| #851 | stuffed angry cow | 56 |
| #1618 | stuffed astral badger | 32 |
| #1696 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1649 | stuffed cocoabo | 30 |
| #1531 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1582 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1086 | stuffed hand turkey | 46 |
| #752 | stuffed key | 74 |
| #1432 | stuffed mind flayer | 36 |
| #1095 | stuffed mink | 39 |
| #1473 | stuffed monocle | 25 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2127 | stuffed scary death orb | 24 |
| #3036 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #1326 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1238 | stuffed snowy owl | 40 |
| #1461 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 36 |
| #862 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 10 |
| #1687 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1242 | stuffed teddy butler | 33 |
| #1349 | stuffed tin of caviar | 29 |
| #760 | stuffed treasure chest | 71 |
| #1530 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 34 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #361 | tenderizing hammer | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4812 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1694 | valuable trinket | 12 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |