| #848 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1073 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1420 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #797 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 3 |
| #1650 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #775 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #287 | Gnollish pie server | 6 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #424 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 3 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #553 | Knob Goblin perfume | 3 |
| #631 | Knob Goblin spatula | 2 |
| #781 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #165 | ancient frozen dinner | 14 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #198 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 3 |
| #487 | asparagus knife | 10 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #474 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 7 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #295 | cardboard wakizashi | 8 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| #180 | corn holder | 8 |
| #793 | diamond necklace | 9 |
| #226 | dishrag | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #227 | eggbeater | 2 |
| #492 | fancy bath salts | 14 |
| #33 | filthy pestle | 135 |
| #162 | fricasseed brains | 9 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1041 | giant pinky ring | 11 |
| #563 | gob of wet hair | 11 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #1612 | grue egg | 15 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #190 | huge spoon | 11 |
| #448 | iron pasta spoon | 12 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #164 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 16 |
| #70 | oversized pizza cutter | 150 |
| #554 | pasta spoon | 36 |
| #912 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #419 | rice bowl | 3 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #932 | roll of toilet paper | 53 |
| #86 | rolling pin | 2 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #766 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #779 | saucepan | 34 |
| #1338 | shiny ring | 13 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #377 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 21 |
| #557 | spade necklace | 12 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #830 | spices | 6 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #168 | stale baguette | 14 |
| #1073 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 39 |
| #1610 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 31 |
| #866 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 54 |
| #1247 | stuffed Meat | 33 |
| #847 | stuffed angry cow | 56 |
| #1618 | stuffed astral badger | 32 |
| #1693 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1647 | stuffed cocoabo | 30 |
| #1522 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1577 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1083 | stuffed hand turkey | 46 |
| #748 | stuffed key | 74 |
| #1430 | stuffed mind flayer | 36 |
| #1091 | stuffed mink | 39 |
| #1467 | stuffed monocle | 25 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffed scary death orb | 24 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #1324 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1237 | stuffed snowy owl | 40 |
| #1461 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 36 |
| #860 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 10 |
| #1684 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1241 | stuffed teddy butler | 33 |
| #1346 | stuffed tin of caviar | 29 |
| #758 | stuffed treasure chest | 71 |
| #1527 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 34 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #360 | tenderizing hammer | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1694 | valuable trinket | 12 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |