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| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
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| #99 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 5 |
| #55 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 4 |
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| #76 | Mer-kin healscroll | 13 |
| #58 | Mer-kin hookspear | 12 |
| #117 | Mer-kin killscroll | 4 |
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| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #43 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 13 |
| #110 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #61 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 3 |
| #24 | Mer-kin rocksalt | 3 |
| #56 | Mer-kin roundshield | 5 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 3 |
| #41 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 10 |
| #58 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #49 | Mer-kin takebag | 17 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #42 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 4 |
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| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
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| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
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| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
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| #8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #78 | deep six-shooter | 3 |
| #35 | denim axe | 13 |
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| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
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| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #69 | inky squid sauce | 1 |
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| #69 | jellyfish gel | 7 |
| #80 | kneecapping stick | 207 |
| #44 | large box | 401 |
| #40 | mafia aria | 615 |
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| #1037 | pail | 6 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #54 | remaindered axe | 13 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
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| #112 | rusty rivet | 1 |
| #297 | sand dollar | 11 |
| #42 | scroll of pasta summoning | 345 |
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| #130 | sea broccoli | 5 |
| #111 | sea cauliflower | 9 |
| #46 | sea cowbell | 3 |
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| #46 | sea lasso | 8 |
| #99 | sea leather | 3 |
| #123 | sea persimmon | 7 |
| #70 | sea radish | 6 |
| #153 | seaweed | 1 |
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| #60 | shavin' razor | 1 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
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| #170 | soggy seed packet | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
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| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #126 | underwater slingshot | 1 |
| #37 | waterlogged bootstraps | 1 |
| #104 | wooden axe | 10 |