| #224 | Cloaca grenade | 78 |
| #173 | Cloaca-Cola | 244 |
| #943 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #428 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #96 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 8 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #2889 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #321 | Dyspepsi grenade | 43 |
| #276 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 262 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #348 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #174 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 4 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #2452 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #2390 | Yummy Tummy bean | 14 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #776 | bottle of goofballs | 33 |
| #4504 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1709 | googly eye | 4 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1451 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #215 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 4 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |