| #222 | Cloaca grenade | 78 |
| #171 | Cloaca-Cola | 244 |
| #942 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #647 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #485 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #429 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #96 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 8 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #2882 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #320 | Dyspepsi grenade | 43 |
| #276 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 262 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #627 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #347 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #175 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 4 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #2453 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #2392 | Yummy Tummy bean | 14 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #769 | bottle of goofballs | 33 |
| #4500 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #212 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 4 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |