Tnerb

RankItemQuantity
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#173Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir75
#613Hell ramen1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#687Warm Subject gift certificate20
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#769aspirin1
#2450baconstone1
#7427badass belt1
#430balaclava1
#547balaclava baklava2
#1591ball2
#940bat guano1
#190bell-shaped Crimbo cookie5
#813black snowcone1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#966bottle of gin5
#864bottle of goofballs30
#1034bottle of tequila5
#913bottle of vodka5
#1149bottle of whiskey5
#3173box of sunshine25
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#1701can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce4
#2875candied yams1
#4783candy cane1
#1660cheap toaster1
#523chrome sword1
#1641clown hammer2
#944cog5
#777cold ninja mask1
#1628disassembled clover1
#1849disco ball1
#1828easter egg balloon12
#2520fancy chocolate1
#467felt19
#2467fruitcake3
#2296fuzzy dice3
#996ghuol guolash1
#1727giant pinky ring4
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#548grog1
#3472grue egg4
#186homeopathic healing powder1
#1688kite2
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#897leather mask1
#437length of string28
#437linoleum staff1
#377los chinos1
#686marionette2
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#915mushroom fermenting solution6
#858ninja hot pants1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#942orange1
#1761pail1
#405papaya slung3
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#368philter of phorce1
🥇pirate hook1
#2213porquoise1
#489potted fern1
#196prussian cathouse4
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#884sabre teeth1
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#589screwdriver1
#139serum of sarcasm15
#31solid linoleum box1
#353spaghetti with Skullheads1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#833spooky hockey mask2
#689stalk of asparagus3
#420star sword1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#1137stuffing7
#351tambourine1
#2497tiny plastic Cheshire bat7
#3079tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#1955tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer4
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#956tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo4
#1348tiny plastic accordion thief4
#1663tiny plastic angry goat11
#2008tiny plastic baby gravy fairy9
#2515tiny plastic barrrnacle7
#2571tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#1108tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball16
#2502tiny plastic cocoabo7
#1824tiny plastic coffee pixie10
#1824tiny plastic disco bandit3
#1830tiny plastic fuzzy dice10
#2879tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick6
#1659tiny plastic ghuol whelp11
#1527tiny plastic grue12
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#1852tiny plastic howling balloon monkey10
#2201tiny plastic killer bee8
#3333tiny plastic leprechaun5
#1819tiny plastic levitating potato10
#2231tiny plastic mosquito8
#1798tiny plastic pastamancer3
#2251tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime8
#1327tiny plastic sauceror4
#1032tiny plastic seal clubber5
#2272tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton8
#2236tiny plastic stab bat8
#1656tiny plastic star starfish11
#2893tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#1831tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#2446toast36
#641tomato daiquiri1
#203tomato juice of powerful power10
#1557top2
#469toy wheel20
#793twinkly wad15
#809white satin pants1
#1933whoopie cushion1
#1245wolf mask1
#118wooden block25
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 712 items total!

what items are this player missing?