| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #59 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 70 |
| #45 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 15 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #55 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 70 |
| #31 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 15 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #40 | Mr. Balloon | 3 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #309 | Valentine | 100 |
| #49 | Valentine's Day cake | 10 |
| #53 | arrow'd heart balloon | 10 |
| #992 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #24 | aspirin | 22 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #54 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #1262 | candy cane | 26 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #869 | chrome ore | 2 |
| #1203 | disassembled clover | 7 |
| #43 | double daisy | 10 |
| #809 | felt | 11 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1012 | googly eye | 11 |
| #268 | green balloon | 14 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1048 | green pixel | 3 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #604 | green snowcone | 5 |
| #2346 | grue egg | 9 |
| #1041 | hamethyst | 7 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #863 | herb brownies | 6 |
| #630 | herbs | 10 |
| #201 | ice-cold six-pack | 76 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #915 | length of string | 11 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #778 | linoleum ore | 2 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #58 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 10 |
| #31 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 20 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #256 | potted cactus | 12 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #1174 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 6 |
| #774 | stone of eXtreme power | 8 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #342 | stuffed can of asparagus | 14 |
| #579 | stuffed doppelshifter | 22 |
| #777 | stuffing | 11 |
| #817 | ten-leaf clover | 5 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #772 | toy wheel | 11 |
| #53 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #770 | valuable trinket | 88 |
| #22 | wang | 1,000 |
| #264 | wooden block | 11 |
| #42 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #924 | yo-yo | 22 |