MiLF_me

RankItemQuantity
#72100-Watt bulb1
#9561337 7r0uZ0RZ2
#101630669 scroll1
#108233398 scroll2
#934334 scroll1
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#26264067 scroll1
#394668 scroll1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#1964Angry Farmer candy2
#924Boris's ring1
#860Brimstone Chicken Sandwich2
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#497Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir7
#144Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm11
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#844Double Bacon Beelzeburger2
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#396Dramatic™ range2
#1859Dyspepsi-Cola3
#119Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#594Gnollish toolbox2
#131Hatorade1
#512Hell ramen2
#1867Imp Ale1
#724Jolly Roger charrrm2
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#792Knob Goblin elite polearm2
#780Knob Goblin harem pants2
#673Knob Goblin harem veil3
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#646Knob sausage1
#724Lord of the Flies-sized fries4
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#403Meat detector1
#1110Meleegra™ pills1
#851Mohawk wig2
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#335Newbiesport™ tent5
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#308Orcish meat locker1
#886Penultimate Fantasy chest1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#338Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit2
#946Spam Witch sammich4
#1513Tasty Fun Good rice candy6
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#875Warm Subject gift certificate6
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#1252amulet of extreme plot significance2
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#483anti-anti-antidote1
#1061anticheese1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#73asbestos meat stack1
#802asbestos ore4
#387asbestos staff1
#172asbestos stick1
#478asbestos sword1
#177asbestos sword hilt1
#885asparagus knife2
#125asparagus stir-fry1
#643asshat1
#1765awful poetry journal2
#1849baby killer bee1
#7427badass belt1
#430balaclava1
#632balaclava baklava1
#305balloon helmet1
#1029balloon monkey1
#312balloon sword1
#218banjo strings1
#1058bar skin2
#961barbed-wire fence1
#1799barrrnacle2
#186barskin tent1
#1172batgut1
#788beertini1
#475big rock1
#210big stick1
#1231blue pixel1
#333blundarrrbus1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1021bottle of whiskey8
#1137bowl of cottage cheese1
#318brass stinger1
#669bugbear beanie5
#52bugbear bungguard183
#592can of maces1
#57candied yam pinky ring1
#666carob chunk cookies1
#731carob chunks1
#873casino pass1
#1030cast1
#687cat appendix1
#818catgut1
#169catsup1
#1612chaos butterfly2
#418chewing gum on a string16
#409chocolate spurs1
#765chorizo taco1
#798clown shoes1
#1224cocoa egg1
#1047cocoa eggshell fragment5
#1053cog2
#653cool whip2
#951cranberries5
#185crossbow string1
#706crowbarrr1
#1025daisy1
#1037dead guy's watch2
#468delicious noodles1
#1031dense meat stack4
#59dental pliers1
#209dingy planks1
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#1363disco ball5
#1718disco mask1
#819disembodied brain1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#931draggin' ball hat1
#1979drywall axe1
#401eXtreme mittens8
#111eXtreme scarf46
#666empty meat tank1
#499enchanted bean2
#402eye-pod1
#907eyepatch2
#806f3d0r42
#291false eyelashes1
#412fermenting powder1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#811flaming crutch2
#941flaming talons1
#445flat dough1
#826frilly skirt1
#604fuzzbump1
#56gazing shoes1
#982ghuol ears1
#1174ghuol egg2
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1255giant needle1
#587glass of goat's milk7
#834glowing red eye4
#769gnoll lips1
#627goat beard3
#700goat cheese pizza3
#167golden twig1
#658gr8ps2
#482grapefruit7
#415grapes13
#594green balloon2
#1109green pixel1
#549grog1
#655hair spray1
#209helmet recipe1
#1508helmet turtle4
#995herbs1
#262hermit permit11
#320hippy herbal tea1
#433horizontal tango1
#258hot buttered roll1
#998hot katana blade1
#1287hot wing1
#729hypodermic needle1
#809ice-cold Willer28
#520ice-cold six-pack12
#545irate sombrero2
#268jabañero pepper1
#1052jabañero-flavored chewing gum2
#135ketchup2
#499kickback cookbook1
#280large cocoa eggshell fragment1
#1295lead necklace1
#1036lemon4
#912lihc eye2
#750lihc face2
#897lime1
#437linoleum staff1
#678little paper umbrella31
#995loose teeth12
#912lowercase N1
#1220magical ice cubes1
#682magicalness-in-a-can1
#387magnifying glass1
#677maiden wig1
#750many-eyed glasses1
#709mariachi G-string1
#1299mariachi pants1
#1323marzipan skull1
#43meat from yesterday156
#564meat paste25
#924meat stack3
#873meat vortex7
#335meatcar model1
#211meatsmithing guide1
#199menorette1
#1204metallic A1
#791miner's helmet1
#602miner's pants2
#123miniature espresso maker1
#502monkey wrench1
#364moonglasses1
#963moxie weed1
#690mugcake1
#600mullet wig1
#375necklace chain5
#232oil of slipperiness1
#652olive4
#562orange11
#523oriole-feather headdress2
#1890oyster basket1
#1761pail1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#244pants kit1
#528papaya sling1
#1392pasta spoon2
#70penguin-smacking club1
#166phat turquoise bracelet3
#995phonics down6
#908photoprotoneutron torpedo5
#1090pickle-flavored chewing gum2
#537piercing post1
#955pile of candy2
#661pile of jumping beans1
#726pirate pelvis1
#269plain pizza8
#1217plot hole2
#812potted cactus1
#904pr0n legs2
#1432pretty flower6
#1166probability potion1
#1051procrastination potion3
#730prosthetic forehead1
#103rainbow tie1
#691rat appendix3
#438ratgut2
#1261ravioli hat3
#971ridiculously huge sword2
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#1003ruby W1
#647rum and cola1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#319rusty metal ring1
#324rusty metal shaft1
#761sabre teeth2
#855salty dog1
#1557saucepan2
#954scroll of drastic healing11
#999scrumptious reagent3
#1103seal tooth1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#2571shiny ring2
#412shock collar1
#1192skeleton bone5
#811skeleton key2
#509skewer-mounted razor blade1
#244slingshot1
#149smile-sharpening stone1
#12snorkel6,306
#378snowboarder pants8
#522soda water1
#1121soft green echo eyedrop antidote9
#831spices6
#822spiked femur1
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#1086spooky lipstick1
#978spring2
#940sprocket3
#644stalk of asparagus4
#288star shirt1
#1620stolen accordion2
#888strawberry1
#716strongness elixir1
#185studded leather boxer shorts1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3952stuffed shoulder parrot2
#766sucky decal1
#1028sunken chest3
#1106super-spiky hair gel6
#964swashbuckling pants1
#525sweet ninja sword1
#178sword hilt1
#460t8r tots9
#384targeting chip1
#1189ten-leaf clover1
#603tenderizing hammer1
#1620thin black candle1
#325tiny Mountie hat1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#1355tiny house11
#268tiny knife and fork2
#463tiny maracas1
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4841tiny plastic angry goat3
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#4899tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#6128tiny plastic stab bat2
#4891tiny plastic star starfish3
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#794tires2
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#2806toast10
#545tofu casserole1
#995tomato3
#77toy six-seater hovercraft1
#1549turtle totem3
#593uncooked chorizo2
#728urinal cake1
#1427valuable trinket21
#58velvet choker1
#98volleyball2
#1099wad of dough1
#696wad of tofu1
#220whip kit1
#649whiskey and cola1
#903white balloon1
#740white chocolate chip cookies1
#1027white pixel1
#810white satin pants1
#191wooden figurine1
#811wooden stakes1
#738worthless gewgaw2
#768worthless knick-knack3
#1046wussiness potion1
#355yak skin1
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#1446yeti fur5

Wow, that's 7,524 items total!

what items are this player missing?