| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #561 | Meleegra™ pills | 12 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #847 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #1081 | bag of airline peanuts | 17 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #269 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #215 | cheap wind-up clock | 2 |
| #874 | clown hammer | 25 |
| #891 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #705 | doll house | 6 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #992 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 19 |
| #457 | eye of newt | 16 |
| #1110 | fake fake vomit | 17 |
| #922 | fake hand | 20 |
| #930 | fat stacks of cash | 4 |
| #601 | felt | 15 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #452 | googly eye | 30 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #210 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 6 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #114 | homeopathic healing powder | 2 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1197 | jazz soap | 11 |
| #1068 | joybuzzer | 17 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #916 | length of string | 11 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #376 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #520 | mafia aria | 43 |
| #1083 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 16 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1406 | mushroom fermenting solution | 4 |
| #268 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1202 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 12 |
| #288 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #230 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 6 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #942 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1009 | rubber emo roe | 23 |
| #425 | salamander spleen | 18 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #573 | squashed frog | 12 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #779 | stuffing | 11 |
| #842 | support cummerbund | 5 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1124 | whoopie cushion | 17 |
| #1081 | wind-up chattering teeth | 20 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1116 | yellow snowcone | 20 |
| #725 | yo-yo | 34 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |