| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #561 | Meleegra™ pills | 12 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #846 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #1082 | bag of airline peanuts | 17 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #269 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #213 | cheap wind-up clock | 2 |
| #875 | clown hammer | 25 |
| #889 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #704 | doll house | 6 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #994 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 19 |
| #457 | eye of newt | 16 |
| #1112 | fake fake vomit | 17 |
| #925 | fake hand | 20 |
| #923 | fat stacks of cash | 4 |
| #599 | felt | 15 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #449 | googly eye | 30 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #211 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 6 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #115 | homeopathic healing powder | 2 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1197 | jazz soap | 11 |
| #1069 | joybuzzer | 17 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #915 | length of string | 11 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #520 | mafia aria | 43 |
| #1084 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 16 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1406 | mushroom fermenting solution | 4 |
| #269 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1203 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 12 |
| #289 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #230 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 6 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #940 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1007 | rubber emo roe | 23 |
| #424 | salamander spleen | 18 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #573 | squashed frog | 12 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #777 | stuffing | 11 |
| #843 | support cummerbund | 5 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1126 | whoopie cushion | 17 |
| #1079 | wind-up chattering teeth | 20 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1118 | yellow snowcone | 20 |
| #725 | yo-yo | 34 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |