Single Deuce

RankItemQuantity
#854Cloaca grenade12
#709Cloaca-Cola35
#555Cloaca-Cola c-rations6
#343Cloaca-Cola fatigues8
#487Cloaca-Cola helmet5
#309Cloaca-Cola shield8
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#677Dyspepsi grenade16
#945Dyspepsi-Cola47
#903Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations2
#284Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues9
#304Dyspepsi-Cola helmet8
#385Dyspepsi-Cola shield6
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#8M-2422,155
#1758Mob Penguin cellular phone3
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#769aspirin1
#1591ball2
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#813black snowcone1
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#918black-and-blue light1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#941blue plasma ball1
#1291blue plastic oyster egg3
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#877blue snowcone1
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#386bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#2875candied yams1
#3284candy cane4
#1147chaos butterfly22
#957cheap plastic bottle opener6
#1292dead guy's watch1
#905duck-on-a-string2
#949dusty bottle of Port2
#5138easter egg balloon1
#2833eggnog1
#143extra-fancy ring setting1
#1830fancy chocolate2
#1076felt8
#1645filthy lucre5
#768flavored foot massage oil3
#789foam dart2
#1946fruitcake5
#3306gingerbread bugbear2
#1335gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#1431googly eye6
#1416green beer4
#841green snowcone1
🥈green traffic cone1
#198hamethyst earring1
#129heavy necklace chain1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#977irradiated candy cane5
#148jewelry-making pliers3
#1688kite2
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#713lavender polka-dot oyster egg4
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#721length of string15
#1435loaded serum blowgun2
#1456mafia aria5
#1086marionette1
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#1551mauve plastic oyster egg2
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#802mauve striped oyster egg5
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#1823off-white plastic oyster egg2
#451off-white polka-dot oyster egg7
#761off-white striped oyster egg3
#1616oozenog3
#861orange snowcone1
#1028oyster basket3
#2716pet rock1
#118precious piercing post1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#855puce plastic oyster egg4
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#890purple snowcone1
#342questionable taco1
#866rag doll2
#1082red paisley oyster egg3
#1390red plastic oyster egg3
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#845red snowcone1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#9red traffic cone1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#111snake100
#909sock monkey2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#118sparkler100
#833spooky hockey mask2
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#6274stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech4
#6980stuffed angry cow3
#7014stuffed astral badger3
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#6849stuffed cocoabo3
#2480stuffed doppelshifter2
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#3952stuffed shoulder parrot2
#5797stuffed sleazy gravy fairy5
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#6927stuffed stinky gravy fairy3
#1401stuffing5
#1487support cummerbund1
#322tasket1
#2033teddy bear1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#2791tiny plastic beanbat2
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#3968tiny plastic cocoabo4
#2832tiny plastic coffee pixie6
#1824tiny plastic disco bandit3
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#4809tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#3945tiny plastic grue4
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#3902tiny plastic killer bee4
#4876tiny plastic leprechaun3
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4797tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#6200tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#265tisket1
#1557top2
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#1336toy wheel4
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#599tropical paperweight1
#1221wooden block1
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 2,882 items total!

what items are this player missing?