| #854 | Cloaca grenade | 12 |
| #709 | Cloaca-Cola | 35 |
| #555 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #343 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #309 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 8 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #677 | Dyspepsi grenade | 16 |
| #945 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 47 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #284 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 9 |
| #304 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 8 |
| #385 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 6 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #8 | M-242 | 2,155 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1591 | ball | 2 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1147 | chaos butterfly | 22 |
| #957 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #949 | dusty bottle of Port | 2 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1076 | felt | 8 |
| #1645 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #768 | flavored foot massage oil | 3 |
| #789 | foam dart | 2 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #1416 | green beer | 4 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #148 | jewelry-making pliers | 3 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #713 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #721 | length of string | 15 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1456 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #802 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #451 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #855 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #111 | snake | 100 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #118 | sparkler | 100 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |