thekingofmean

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#19758-ball2
#6269-ball1
#550Amulet of Yendor35
#353Cloaca grenade50
#373Cloaca-Cola100
#376Cloaca-Cola c-rations10
#264Cloaca-Cola fatigues10
#231Cloaca-Cola helmet10
#273Cloaca-Cola knapsack10
#235Cloaca-Cola shield10
#89Comma Chameleon egg1
#246Doc's Miracle Cure5
#277Dyspepsi grenade50
#595Dyspepsi-Cola100
#312Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations10
#240Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues10
#242Dyspepsi-Cola helmet10
#285Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack10
#217Dyspepsi-Cola shield10
#145Libram of Candy Heart Summoning1
#29Libram of Divine Favors2
#44March hat1
#61McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning1
#417Mob Penguin cellular phone49
#67Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1652ancient unspeakable fruitcake4
#82astral badger1
#569bag of airline peanuts51
#1008ball5
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#147blood flower80
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
🥈blue ribbon1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#95bottled green pixie1
#656brick55
#12calm attention-deficit demon1
#545can of fake snow1
#997cheap toaster2
#842clown hammer27
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#578defective skull35
#1640doll house1
#248empty blowgun10
#495explosion-flavored chewing gum58
#579fake fake vomit55
#504fake hand55
#283fancy chocolate10
#434felt20
#606fire9
#838flashing novelty button2
#31frozen Mob Penguin152
#657googly eye20
#1125handful of hand chalk3
#523jazz soap56
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#627joybuzzer46
#1114kite5
#258kneecapping stick61
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#566length of string20
#433loaded serum blowgun10
#222mafia aria111
#624magical ice cube with a fly in it46
#1086marionette1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#896orange glowstick2
#1236pet rock5
#482pet rock "Groucho" disguise53
#543pet rock "Snooty" disguise55
#495petrified time1
#1184pool cue1
#582portable corkscrew12
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1303rag doll1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#536rubber emo roe59
#158scroll of pasta summoning103
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#1348sock monkey1
#510stringy sinew18
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#447stuffing20
#156support cummerbund55
#2033teddy bear1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#944toast687
#758toothsome rock12
#902top5
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#469toy wheel20
#478tree skirt1
#316tree-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#22unwound cymbal-playing monkey1
#601whoopie cushion51
#655wind-up chattering teeth46
#69wizard action figure1
#153wooden block20
#328wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#514x-ray specs38
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#574yellow snowcone58
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1254yo5
#1655yo-yo5
#852zombie pineal gland5

Wow, that's 2,945 items total!

what items are this player missing?