| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1974 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #551 | Amulet of Yendor | 35 |
| #352 | Cloaca grenade | 50 |
| #372 | Cloaca-Cola | 100 |
| #375 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
| #263 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 10 |
| #230 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 10 |
| #273 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 10 |
| #234 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 10 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #246 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 5 |
| #277 | Dyspepsi grenade | 50 |
| #596 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 100 |
| #312 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 10 |
| #239 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 10 |
| #241 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 10 |
| #284 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 10 |
| #216 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 10 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #29 | Libram of Divine Favors | 2 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #417 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 49 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #570 | bag of airline peanuts | 51 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #147 | blood flower | 80 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #655 | brick | 55 |
| #12 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #843 | clown hammer | 27 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #579 | defective skull | 35 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #248 | empty blowgun | 10 |
| #496 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 58 |
| #580 | fake fake vomit | 55 |
| #506 | fake hand | 55 |
| #285 | fancy chocolate | 10 |
| #433 | felt | 20 |
| #605 | fire | 9 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #31 | frozen Mob Penguin | 152 |
| #656 | googly eye | 20 |
| #1125 | handful of hand chalk | 3 |
| #524 | jazz soap | 56 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #628 | joybuzzer | 46 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #258 | kneecapping stick | 61 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #566 | length of string | 20 |
| #433 | loaded serum blowgun | 10 |
| #223 | mafia aria | 111 |
| #625 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 46 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #1235 | pet rock | 5 |
| #483 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 53 |
| #544 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 55 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #582 | portable corkscrew | 12 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #537 | rubber emo roe | 59 |
| #158 | scroll of pasta summoning | 103 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #508 | stringy sinew | 18 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #447 | stuffing | 20 |
| #156 | support cummerbund | 55 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #944 | toast | 687 |
| #758 | toothsome rock | 12 |
| #901 | top | 5 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #469 | toy wheel | 20 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #315 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #602 | whoopie cushion | 51 |
| #656 | wind-up chattering teeth | 46 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #155 | wooden block | 20 |
| #327 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #514 | x-ray specs | 38 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #575 | yellow snowcone | 58 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |
| #1655 | yo-yo | 5 |
| #852 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |