| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #134 | Bonerdagon necklace | 63 |
| #216 | Boss Bat britches | 59 |
| #1263 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #888 | Cloaca-Cola | 20 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #486 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1958 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1205 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #1253 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 20 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #44 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 40 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #969 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 4 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #66 | asshat | 100 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #499 | badass belt | 91 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #2778 | box of sunshine | 34 |
| #275 | brine | 69 |
| #114 | can of Binarrrca | 99 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #557 | dill | 73 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #241 | easter egg balloon | 77 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1230 | fake hand | 9 |
| #237 | fake plastic grass | 8 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #718 | ghost cucumber | 61 |
| #1367 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #38 | grass blade | 4 |
| #38 | grass hat | 4 |
| #41 | grass skirt | 4 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #616 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 111 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1038 | pail | 6 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #315 | pink pony | 6 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #171 | salty dog | 250 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #236 | shiny ring | 98 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #36 | strawberry wine | 100 |
| #53 | studded leather boxer shorts | 48 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6968 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #685 | vinegar | 54 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |