| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #135 | Bonerdagon necklace | 63 |
| #217 | Boss Bat britches | 59 |
| #1269 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #889 | Cloaca-Cola | 20 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #488 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1963 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1210 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #1253 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 20 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #43 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 40 |
| #756 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #972 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 4 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #65 | asshat | 100 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #501 | badass belt | 91 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #2786 | box of sunshine | 34 |
| #275 | brine | 69 |
| #114 | can of Binarrrca | 99 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #767 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #557 | dill | 73 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #240 | easter egg balloon | 77 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1228 | fake hand | 9 |
| #236 | fake plastic grass | 8 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #718 | ghost cucumber | 61 |
| #1368 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #38 | grass blade | 4 |
| #38 | grass hat | 4 |
| #41 | grass skirt | 4 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #617 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 111 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #571 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1040 | pail | 6 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #316 | pink pony | 6 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #756 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #172 | salty dog | 250 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #238 | shiny ring | 98 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3321 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #36 | strawberry wine | 100 |
| #53 | studded leather boxer shorts | 48 |
| #8947 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7836 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8955 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #730 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #7698 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7884 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7824 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8916 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7033 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7684 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1687 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #8884 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7021 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8180 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4500 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8164 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1040 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #685 | vinegar | 54 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |