| #1364 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #927 | Cloaca-Cola | 17 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #484 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #413 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 6 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1385 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1281 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 19 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #321 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #274 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #383 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 6 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #759 | ball | 8 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #209 | filthy hippy poncho | 2 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #1422 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #693 | googly eye | 19 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #387 | kite | 19 |
| #1424 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1372 | length of string | 4 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #827 | murky potion | 2 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #70 | poultrygeist | 11 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #295 | sleeping snowy owl | 11 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #531 | stuffing | 17 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #764 | top | 6 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1105 | yo-yo | 15 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |