| #1369 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #928 | Cloaca-Cola | 17 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #396 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #415 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 6 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2654 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1391 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1281 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 19 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #324 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #277 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #385 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 6 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #759 | ball | 8 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #210 | filthy hippy poncho | 2 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #1421 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #697 | googly eye | 19 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #387 | kite | 19 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | length of string | 4 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #938 | milky potion | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #828 | murky potion | 2 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #70 | poultrygeist | 11 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #297 | sleeping snowy owl | 11 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #531 | stuffing | 17 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #766 | top | 6 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1105 | yo-yo | 15 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |