| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1444 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #302 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 9 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #775 | Crimbuck | 1,050 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #337 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 15 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1911 | Valentine | 3 |
| #158 | Valentine's Day cake | 4 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #304 | bunch of bananas | 14 |
| #334 | bungle in the jungle | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #123 | double daisy | 4 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #385 | jar of swamp gas | 100 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #32 | kite | 146 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #83 | long-stemmed rose | 23 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #70 | outrageous sombrero | 4 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #73 | tin star | 4 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #168 | yo-yo | 184 |