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RankItemQuantity
#1134-dimensional guitar23
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#83Atomic Comic4
#867BGE shotglass7
#60BRICKO brick9,746
#128BRICKO eye brick592
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#1374CRIMBCO scrip15
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1042Crimbo Candy Cookbook3
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#515Kissin' Cousins2
#138Lars the Cyberian3
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#64Ol' Scratch's ol' britches2
#67Prelude of Precision2
#471Sinful Desires1
#627Summer Nights2
#80The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones17
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#935Travels with Jerry1
#176Ultrasoldier Serum5
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#650Zu Mannkäse Dienen2
#679anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#1883anniversary gift box2
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#769aspirin1
#430bed of coals2
#3162blob-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1298blood flower2
#437bow1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#1633candy cane18
#1660cheap toaster1
#109chocolate box1
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1577disturbing fanfic4
#581drum machine3
#45dueling banjo1
#101dusty animal jawbone3
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#1811fancy chocolate car2
#460freezin' bindle1
#548jar of fermented pickle juice2
#499kickback cookbook1
#178less-than-three-shaped box1
#128old school flying disc4
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#479penguin thesaurus15
#323plain brown wrapper1
#142plastic guitar21
#446red-and-green sweater4
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
🥈spaghetti-box banjo1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#554spooky bindle1
#25spooky hockey mask39
#1255vampire duck-on-a-string5

Wow, that's 10,607 items total!

what items are this player missing?