| #113 | 4-dimensional guitar | 23 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #83 | Atomic Comic | 4 |
| #867 | BGE shotglass | 7 |
| #60 | BRICKO brick | 9,746 |
| #128 | BRICKO eye brick | 592 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1374 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1042 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #80 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 17 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #176 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 5 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #3162 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #1633 | candy cane | 18 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1577 | disturbing fanfic | 4 |
| #581 | drum machine | 3 |
| #45 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #101 | dusty animal jawbone | 3 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1811 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #548 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #128 | old school flying disc | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #479 | penguin thesaurus | 15 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #142 | plastic guitar | 21 |
| #446 | red-and-green sweater | 4 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #25 | spooky hockey mask | 39 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |