| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #638 | Crimboween memo | 17 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #264 | Meat detector | 2 |
| #971 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 13 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #627 | atomic vector plotter | 4 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #414 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 8 |
| #140 | black velvet box | 4 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1224 | brine | 3 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #967 | carbon nanotube frame | 9 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #539 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1320 | dill | 6 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #1566 | ghost cucumber | 5 |
| #698 | gingerbread bugbear | 33 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #892 | grue egg | 30 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #1846 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
| #747 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1192 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1415 | yo-yo | 9 |