| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #751 | CRIMBCO mug | 13 |
| #1250 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #915 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #6541 | badass belt | 2 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #662 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1755 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1729 | duct tape | 5 |
| #1710 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #707 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #777 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #170 | hill of beans | 168 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1581 | killing feather | 30 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1845 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #322 | motivational poster | 13 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #152 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 5 |
| #1109 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1239 | sawblade fragment | 43 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #1064 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3794 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #556 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #6981 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5355 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6334 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6911 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6929 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6349 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2318 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #1183 | yellow candy heart | 2 |