| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #750 | CRIMBCO mug | 13 |
| #1252 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1732 | duct tape | 5 |
| #1711 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #776 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #169 | hill of beans | 168 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1582 | killing feather | 30 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1846 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #322 | motivational poster | 13 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #152 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 5 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1239 | sawblade fragment | 43 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #2019 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #6968 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5335 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7015 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6321 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #1185 | yellow candy heart | 2 |