| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #682 | Crimboween memo | 16 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1090 | Feynman gate | 6 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #281 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 9 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1592 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1180 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #642 | string of blue beads | 19 |
| #720 | string of green beads | 17 |
| #795 | string of red beads | 15 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #924 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |