| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #294 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2303 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |