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| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #84 | all-purpose flower | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #3938 | badass belt | 9 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2727 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
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| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2003 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #56 | ice-cold fotie | 1,337 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #630 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |