ElArabDeMagnifico

RankItemQuantity
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#1962Mob Penguin cellular phone2
#2658Rock Pops1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#84all-purpose flower2
#679anniversary balloon1
#1061anticheese1
#769aspirin1
#643asshat1
#3935badass belt9
#632balaclava baklava1
#2042ball1
#961barbed-wire fence1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1654blood flower1
#2729bottle of goofballs6
#1137bowl of cottage cheese1
#1095bum cheek1
#3284candy cane4
#698cheap toaster3
#58clockwork clockwise dome1
#89clockwork counterclockwise dome1
#54clockwork rings1
#93clockwork sheet1
#1284coconut shell1
#748cool mushroom1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#1640doll house1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#2499easter egg balloon7
#607empty blowgun2
#652enchanted toothpick1
#952f3d0r41
#2520fancy chocolate1
#2393felt1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#886flaming mushroom1
#368forest tears1
#827frozen mushroom1
#2153fruitcake4
#2296fuzzy dice3
#2003gingerbread bugbear6
#2658googly eye1
#2879grue egg6
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#57ice-cold fotie1,337
#1093ice-cold six-pack1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#2060kite1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#1751length of string1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#1435loaded serum blowgun2
#570lovecat tail1
#2077mafia aria1
#1220magical ice cubes1
#382maple leaf1
#836maple syrup1
#1086marionette1
#1565mushroom fermenting solution1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2716pet rock1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#332pine tar1
#681pirate shirt1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#702pointy mushroom1
#489potted fern1
#695poutine1
#342questionable taco1
#1303rag doll1
#9red traffic cone1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1479scroll of pasta summoning1
#104sequined fez1
#1348sock monkey1
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1086spooky lipstick1
#821stinky mushroom1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#2643stuffing1
#1487support cummerbund1
#2033teddy bear1
#501teeny-tiny ninja stars1
#148thought balloon1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2068top1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#525tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#392tulip1
#2411valuable trinket1
#586wang1
#631warm mushroom1
#1221wooden block1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2364yo-yo1
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 1,516 items total!

what items are this player missing?