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| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #84 | all-purpose flower | 2 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
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| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #607 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #368 | forest tears | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2003 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #57 | ice-cold fotie | 1,337 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |