| #1272 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #1170 | Bonerdagon necklace | 7 |
| #1105 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1338 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #653 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 16 |
| #52 | Mylar balloon | 10 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1553 | badass belt | 35 |
| #1648 | bag of airline peanuts | 3 |
| #248 | big bad voodoo mask | 2 |
| #654 | black candy heart | 5 |
| #716 | black-and-blue light | 12 |
| #703 | blue plasma ball | 13 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1833 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1604 | brick | 10 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #244 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #600 | cheap studded belt | 21 |
| #221 | cheap toaster | 9 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1499 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #457 | cold ninja mask | 5 |
| #256 | curmudgel | 3 |
| #566 | cymbal syrup | 4 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #227 | disco mask | 222 |
| #824 | easter egg balloon | 30 |
| #786 | encoder ring | 10 |
| #1646 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1714 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1469 | fake hand | 4 |
| #43 | fancy ball mask | 3 |
| #619 | flavored foot massage oil | 19 |
| #637 | foam dart | 14 |
| #410 | fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #2667 | grue egg | 7 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1166 | jazz soap | 12 |
| #1440 | joybuzzer | 6 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #103 | leather mask | 87 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #198 | lihc face | 33 |
| #1649 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #587 | mood ring | 5 |
| #104 | mummy mask | 2 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #23 | opera mask | 129 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #31 | penguin-smacking club | 5 |
| #693 | personal massager | 2 |
| #681 | personalized coffee mug | 33 |
| #1618 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 3 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #1615 | rubber emo roe | 4 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #25 | seal-clubbing club | 11,095 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2122 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #303 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #602 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 20 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1555 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #431 | wolf mask | 40 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1112 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #1697 | yellow snowcone | 4 |