JustChill

RankItemQuantity
#2708Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#639Brimstone Chicken Sandwich6
#760Cloaca grenade15
#284Cloaca-Cola140
#456Cloaca-Cola c-rations8
#470Cloaca-Cola fatigues6
#163Cloaca-Cola helmet13
#248Cloaca-Cola knapsack11
#177Cloaca-Cola shield13
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#436Doc's Miracle Cure2
#489Double Bacon Beelzeburger11
#677Dyspepsi grenade16
#446Dyspepsi-Cola143
#448Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations7
#284Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues9
#304Dyspepsi-Cola helmet8
#177Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack20
#217Dyspepsi-Cola shield10
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#131Hatorade1
#1795Imp Ale2
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#577Jumbo Dr. Lucifer10
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#827Knob Goblin pants3
#963Knob Goblin tongs2
#1962Mob Penguin cellular phone2
#2280Mr. Mediocrebar5
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#2522Rock Pops2
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#1086Senior Mints2
#412Sneaky Pete's breath spray3
#861St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket5
#669Sugar Cog1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1625Valentine5
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1101amulet of extreme plot significance3
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#451aspirin2
#643asshat1
#1326baby killer bee3
#1312ball3
#583beertini2
#524bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#711black paisley oyster egg7
#935black plastic oyster egg4
#370black polka-dot oyster egg14
#1166black striped oyster egg4
#1654blood flower1
#1030blue paisley oyster egg4
#365blue polka-dot oyster egg11
#1329bottle of gin1
#4254bottle of goofballs2
#1584bottle of rum1
#634can of Red Minotaur4
#212can of fake snow2
#2969candy cane5
#640carob chunk noodles1
#443cheap plastic bottle opener15
#921chef's hat2
#1795clown hammer1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1025daisy1
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#1640doll house1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#395double daisy1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#607empty blowgun2
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#1985fake fake vomit1
#1791fake hand1
#388fancy chocolate8
#341felt24
#680frilly skirt2
#731frozen nunchaku1
#2871fruitcake2
#4736fuzzy dice1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1119giant needle2
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#872glowing red eye3
#386googly eye35
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1909green beer1
#5338grue egg1
#201hot stuffing1
#192hovering sombrero2
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#541kite13
#1486lavender paisley oyster egg2
#930lavender plastic oyster egg4
#288lavender striped oyster egg8
#692leather chaps1
#447length of string27
#670leotarrrd1
#553maiden wig2
#579many-eyed glasses2
#1299mariachi pants1
#520marionette3
#468mauve plastic oyster egg8
#729mauve polka-dot oyster egg4
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#502monkey wrench1
#459mullet wig2
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#924off-white plastic oyster egg5
#338off-white polka-dot oyster egg10
#249off-white striped oyster egg12
#232oil of slipperiness1
#832oyster basket4
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#2716pet rock1
#723phat turquoise bead2
#1498pixellated candy heart3
#359portable corkscrew19
#1168potato sprout1
#685puce paisley oyster egg4
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#637puce polka-dot oyster egg6
#357puce striped oyster egg7
#531rag doll4
#90rat head balloon1
#672red paisley oyster egg5
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#1078red polka-dot oyster egg3
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#9red traffic cone1
#101roll of drink tickets1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#96sack of doorknobs1
#683safarrri hat1
#734salty dog2
#461screwdriver2
#104sequined fez1
#2957shiny ring1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#713sock monkey3
#1388spectral pickle1
#726spooky bicycle chain3
#452spooky cosmetics bag5
#1011spooky eyeliner2
#1086spooky lipstick1
#280star starfish1
#1825stolen accordion1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#1838string of red beads3
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#600stuffed doppelshifter21
#269stuffing33
#454supportive bra2
#1586teddy bear2
#382tiny knife and fork1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#2498tiny plastic Cheshire bat7
#1731tiny plastic Crimbo elf5
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#956tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo4
#1794tiny plastic accordion thief3
#1856tiny plastic angry goat10
#1645tiny plastic baby gravy fairy11
#3316tiny plastic barrrnacle5
#2014tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball9
#1813tiny plastic cocoabo10
#2185tiny plastic coffee pixie8
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1530tiny plastic fuzzy dice12
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#1833tiny plastic ghuol whelp10
#2829tiny plastic grue6
#1833tiny plastic hermit3
#1852tiny plastic howling balloon monkey10
#2462tiny plastic killer bee7
#1641tiny plastic leprechaun11
#3933tiny plastic levitating potato4
#2827tiny plastic mosquito6
#1799tiny plastic pastamancer3
#1503tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime12
#830tiny plastic sauceror6
#1032tiny plastic seal clubber5
#4010tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton4
#1661tiny plastic stab bat11
#2514tiny plastic star starfish7
#2894tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#1832tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#873titanium assault umbrella2
#595top8
#702toy soldier2
#265toy wheel34
#478tree skirt1
#525tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#406urinal cake4
#1965valuable trinket7
#1043viking helmet1
#586wang1
#550white chocolate and tomato pizza3
#1104white lightning1
#320wooden block10
#342yellow paisley oyster egg8
#1328yellow plastic oyster egg4
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1885yo-yo3

Wow, that's 1,260 items total!

what items are this player missing?