| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #201 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,000 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #151 | Cheer-Up soda | 2 |
| #375 | Cloaca grenade | 46 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #375 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
| #343 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #298 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 8 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #352 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
| #761 | Cold Hots candy | 4 |
| #917 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #995 | Crimbo fudge | 6 |
| #1171 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2179 | Crimbuck | 22 |
| #144 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 10 |
| #505 | Dyspepsi grenade | 26 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #283 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 9 |
| #241 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 10 |
| #573 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #315 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 7 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #1230 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 32 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #148 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 10 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1577 | Yummy Tummy bean | 77 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #116 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
| #1159 | ball | 4 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #917 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #99 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #41 | cheerful antler hat | 2 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #687 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #150 | divine champagne popper | 68 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1220 | eggnog | 10 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #790 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #127 | future drug: Coolscaline | 10 |
| #142 | future drug: Muscularactum | 7 |
| #143 | future drug: Smartinex | 8 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1069 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #537 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #959 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #702 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #490 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #408 | nanite-infested candy cane | 36 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #192 | nega-mushroom | 7 |
| #190 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #898 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #931 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #677 | string of blue beads | 18 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2785 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5354 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #2067 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #1780 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 9 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #315 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #362 | zombie pineal gland | 12 |