| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #201 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,000 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #151 | Cheer-Up soda | 2 |
| #374 | Cloaca grenade | 46 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #375 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
| #341 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #296 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 8 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #350 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
| #758 | Cold Hots candy | 4 |
| #914 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #993 | Crimbo fudge | 6 |
| #1168 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2173 | Crimbuck | 22 |
| #143 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 10 |
| #503 | Dyspepsi grenade | 26 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #281 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 9 |
| #239 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 10 |
| #573 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #313 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 7 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #1232 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 32 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #148 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 10 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1579 | Yummy Tummy bean | 77 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #113 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #918 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #99 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #41 | cheerful antler hat | 2 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #149 | divine champagne popper | 68 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1221 | eggnog | 10 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #120 | future drug: Coolscaline | 10 |
| #137 | future drug: Muscularactum | 7 |
| #137 | future drug: Smartinex | 8 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #961 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #702 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #408 | nanite-infested candy cane | 36 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #191 | nega-mushroom | 7 |
| #188 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #678 | string of blue beads | 18 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2771 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #2062 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #1779 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 9 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #361 | zombie pineal gland | 12 |