| #154 | Amulet of Yendor | 152 |
| 🥈 | Clan pool table | 3 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| #86 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #131 | bag of airline peanuts | 193 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #208 | black candy heart | 58 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #67 | blue snowcone | 318 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1817 | box of sunshine | 83 |
| #267 | brick | 146 |
| 🥇 | candy stake | 16,534 |
| #163 | clown hammer | 173 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #136 | cymbal syrup | 106 |
| #158 | defective skull | 154 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #146 | encoder ring | 126 |
| #136 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 183 |
| #166 | fake fake vomit | 176 |
| #144 | fake hand | 176 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #950 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #104 | green snowcone | 220 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #174 | jazz soap | 156 |
| #164 | joybuzzer | 166 |
| #4 | ketchup hound | 19,493 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #124 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 191 |
| #163 | mood ring | 82 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #122 | orange snowcone | 223 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #127 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 189 |
| #135 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 185 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #116 | purple snowcone | 253 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #80 | red snowcone | 278 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #161 | rubber emo roe | 177 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #443 | stick of "gum" | 4 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2680 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3112 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2705 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #268 | thin black candle | 1,000 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #324 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #176 | wheel | 20 |
| #136 | whoopie cushion | 188 |
| #136 | wind-up chattering teeth | 187 |
| #147 | x-ray specs | 148 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #256 | yellow snowcone | 124 |
| #167 | yo | 50 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |