| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1364 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #391 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #204 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 11 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1300 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #201 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 11 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #132 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 14 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #731 | batgut | 12 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1255 | disco mask | 5 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1173 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1303 | helmet turtle | 8 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1154 | pasta spoon | 5 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #647 | saucepan | 50 |
| #1232 | seal-clubbing club | 5 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #624 | spices | 16 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #4232 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |