| #254 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 37 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #79 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 6 |
| #672 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 18 |
| #382 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 6 |
| #542 | Bonerdagon necklace | 21 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #760 | Boss Bat britches | 19 |
| #117 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 18 |
| #552 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #397 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #537 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 50 |
| #96 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 15 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1476 | badass belt | 37 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #454 | bottle of goofballs | 56 |
| #75 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 12 |
| #2495 | box of sunshine | 43 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #1218 | brick | 20 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #16 | empty meat tank | 2,000 |
| #943 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #423 | facsimile dictionary | 25 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1100 | grue egg | 24 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #270 | lemon | 200 |
| #915 | lihc eye | 2 |
| #117 | long-stemmed rose | 15 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #76 | plexiglass pikestaff | 4 |
| #72 | plexiglass pinky ring | 3 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #344 | pork elf goodies sack | 20 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #153 | prismatic wad | 38 |
| #977 | radium-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #372 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #574 | skeleton bone | 50 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #151 | stuffed dodecapede | 71 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #322 | stuffed zmobie | 3 |
| #434 | ten-leaf clover | 30 |
| #78 | thought balloon | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #945 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #259 | worthless gewgaw | 24 |
| #358 | worthless knick-knack | 17 |
| #223 | worthless trinket | 25 |