| #1560 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #955 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #564 | Cloaca-Cola | 55 |
| #554 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #51 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 52 |
| #47 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 63 |
| #165 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 19 |
| #42 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 69 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #639 | Dyspepsi grenade | 18 |
| #660 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 88 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 3 |
| #93 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 20 |
| #106 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 19 |
| #444 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #50 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 34 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #121 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 22 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #793 | M-242 | 6 |
| #1054 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 11 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #648 | Valentine | 30 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #408 | blood flower | 19 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #228 | delicious noodles | 10 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #128 | distilled fortified wine | 18 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #354 | ducha de oro | 3 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #179 | [2426]fire flower | 6 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #913 | mafia aria | 16 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #840 | scroll of pasta summoning | 9 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #729 | snake | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #727 | sparkler | 6 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #925 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #817 | ten-leaf clover | 5 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #402 | white balloon | 9 |