| #1567 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #959 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #565 | Cloaca-Cola | 55 |
| #555 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #52 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 52 |
| #48 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 63 |
| #164 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 19 |
| #43 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 69 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #641 | Dyspepsi grenade | 18 |
| #659 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 88 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 3 |
| #95 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 20 |
| #107 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 19 |
| #445 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #51 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 34 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #121 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 22 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #794 | M-242 | 6 |
| #1056 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 11 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #648 | Valentine | 30 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5939 | badass belt | 3 |
| #408 | blood flower | 19 |
| #7456 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #228 | delicious noodles | 10 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #128 | distilled fortified wine | 18 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #355 | ducha de oro | 3 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1639 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #179 | [2426]fire flower | 6 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #912 | mafia aria | 16 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #840 | scroll of pasta summoning | 9 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #730 | snake | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #729 | sparkler | 6 |
| #936 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #5811 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7023 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7824 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #924 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #818 | ten-leaf clover | 5 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #402 | white balloon | 9 |