| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #653 | Wand of Nagamar | 6 |
| #358 | acoustic guitarrr | 10 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #553 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1147 | bottle of whiskey | 5 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #221 | can of Binarrrca | 49 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #521 | candy cane | 70 |
| #525 | capacitor relay | 20 |
| #496 | carbon nanotube frame | 22 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #527 | computronic processing unit | 5 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #563 | f3d0r4 | 7 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #677 | guitar pick | 2 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #868 | ion grid | 11 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #722 | ketchup hound | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #511 | pr0n legs | 23 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #618 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 4 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1175 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #444 | tassel | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #48 | vorpal blade | 272 |
| #402 | white balloon | 9 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |