| #1314 | Cloaca-Cola | 4 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1360 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 15 |
| #512 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #519 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #713 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #872 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1378 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #1120 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1716 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |