| #1314 | Cloaca-Cola | 4 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1360 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 15 |
| #515 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #522 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #714 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #871 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #713 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #594 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1377 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #1119 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |