| #940 | Amulet of Yendor | 11 |
| #663 | Cloaca grenade | 20 |
| #519 | Cloaca-Cola | 63 |
| #554 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #246 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 5 |
| #543 | Dyspepsi grenade | 24 |
| #990 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 42 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #417 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 20 |
| #171 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 130 |
| #279 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 198 |
| #712 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #483 | astronaut pants | 17 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #4217 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #1175 | brick | 22 |
| #1110 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #912 | clown hammer | 23 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #972 | defective skull | 12 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #377 | empty blowgun | 5 |
| #45 | enchanted brass knuckles | 5 |
| #992 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 19 |
| #945 | fake fake vomit | 25 |
| #902 | fake hand | 21 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #30 | gingerbread horror | 267 |
| #1048 | jazz soap | 17 |
| #1022 | joybuzzer | 19 |
| #990 | kneecapping stick | 8 |
| #505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
| #877 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 26 |
| #847 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 21 |
| #1023 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 19 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #300 | rubber axe | 3 |
| #1009 | rubber emo roe | 23 |
| #143 | seal-clubbing club | 499 |
| #213 | spooky hockey mask | 7 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7025 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #4948 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #4953 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5783 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #596 | stuffing | 15 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #2250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #789 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 22 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2022 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #2007 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1032 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #1270 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1372 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #361 | toy jet pack | 21 |
| #474 | toy ray gun | 20 |
| #419 | toy space helmet | 21 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #988 | whoopie cushion | 24 |
| #1060 | wind-up chattering teeth | 21 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #881 | x-ray specs | 13 |
| #1059 | yellow snowcone | 23 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #609 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |